After Midna warps you back to Ordon Spring, she hides. After you leave Ordon Spring Midna appears as a shadow. She demands you to get a Sword and Sheild. It's for ya own good. Head towards Ordon Village and you will battle a Bulbin. Remember dat huge disaster? Do you want revenge? Just kill de freaking Bulbin already! They do 1/4 life damage to Link in human form. Once you get to your house you must kill 2 more idiots. After you kill them a squirrel will start talking to you. Well, duh. Your both animals. But why will a squirrel talk to a wolf? Did you know dat a wolf can rip your flesh in seconds. Blah! Blah! Blah! Start heading towards Malo and Talo's house (If ya know where it is). House next to de waterwheel. Get close enough and you will here and see two people talking about de Ordon Sheild. Get closer and they will be wispering. De closer you get de better you can hear them. They give away where de Sheild is. After they stop talking they see you and run away.Go Here! Dis is a supah, spectaculer, awesome, amazing, unbeatable, incwedible, powaful, de-best site. Better dan me! Go to dis site and maybe I can wite about cooler stuff.
