Awesome Jokes (all created by me!)

-What do you call a pecking pony? A peckasis!
-Why did de farmer plant a pony? To make some unicorn!
-What do you call a cowardly squid? An octowoos!
-Who lives in a pineapple and curses all day? Sponge Bob! Sware Pants!
-How did Santa kill de dragon? He sleighed it!
-Why does Neptune wear glasses? (He really doesn't) To increase his Posighten!
-What is a wave's mother? A tsumommy!

-How do devils find their way home? In hellicopters!

Yo Momma...

Yeah! You heard me! I am witing about cooler stuff now. Like...

-Yo momma's so fat she doesn't pee. She floods!
-Yo momma's so stupid she robbed de bank but didn't steal de money!
-Yo momma's so stupid she became a police office, caught a criminal killing helpless people, and said, "It's okay. Everyone makes mistakes".
-Yo momma's so fat she wore her goth clothes, entered a contest, and de security said, " no wrecking balls aloud".
-Yo momma's so fat she wrestled a tornado and won.
-Yo momma's so huge she got hit by a wecking ball and it made a small dent in her belly button!

Ones dat I didn't create...

-Yo momma's so stupid she threw a wock at de ground and missed!
-Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "to be continued".
-Yo momma's so fat de laws of motion don't apply to her!

And many more!