Thursday, July 21, 2011

Tower Rooftops PART 2




Continue going forward dodging or eliminating de Shadow Kargaroks. Be careful not to plummet. Kargaroks do 1/4 life damage. 1/2 life damage to Wolf Link. Stand on de wooden platform and talk to Midna. Time for some more SJ (Special Jumping). Jump across de large gaps. Keep on heading towards de tower. Look out for de Shadow Kargaroks. Once you get in you must go upstairs. A video will come on. There is a new character watching out de window in de tower. De new character is Zelda. Link starts growling and Midna starts giggling. Link approaches Zelda. Midna and Zelda say some stuff. Then another video starts. In Hyrule Castle a huge Shadow Cloud bursts inside. Tons of Shadow Beasts come charging out of de fog. De Shadow Beasts start eliminating de guards. Then Zant appears. Zant gives Zelda two options. Surrunder or Die. Both options are used a lot in movies. Zelda drops her sword and surrunders. De whole area is soon covered in Twilight. Zelda takes off her hood and claims dat she is Zelda. After she sais some more stuff de guard starts coming. After de video ends you must go down stairs. Midna spots a window and next thing you know you are outside again. Midna sais some stuff and then Warps you out of here. Well, bye for now.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Tower Rooftops PART 1


Get to de top of de tower by using dat Special jumping move. There are a few ropes dat only Wolf Link can crawl across. When you get to de top you will battle some Shadow Keese. Then you have to use de SJM again. Know what I mean. Once you are at de very top of de tower, Midna will tell you dat there is someone dat she wants you to meet. But she is in a different tower. There are also more spirits up here. Go forward until you bump into another soldier spirit. Go where de map tells you to go. If you see a crate, then push it against de wall. Now climb on it to reach de top. Continue forward and you will start battling Shadow Kargaroks! Kargaroks are these huge birds dat are usually roaming Hyrule Fields. Shadow Kargaroks roam de world of twilight. They are great practice for Wolf Link's Jump attack. Attacking in Wolf form is similar to using a sword. H/V-Slice, S-Attack, and J-Attack. Blah! Blah! Blah! See Ya!

Prison Break PART 2




So Wolf Link can Attack, Bite, Dash, Sense, and Dig. There are a couple special moves dat Wolf Link can use! Blah! Blah! Blah! Explore de sewers, pulling down every lever in sight. If you see a spike pit, you better not try dashing through it. I have know idea what will happen if you did. One of de levers will rise de water level. Now you can swim across de spike pit. Look out for de Shadow Vermin. Alex died from Shadow Vermin while he was swimming. Billy also died from these slimy creatures. He specifically told me. If you approach a locked gate, Midna will ditch you! Pull down more levers. One of them will lower de water level. Go back to de locked gate. Look around for a gap in de wall. Crawl through it to enter a little cave. Reach de end to reunite with Midna. Up ahead is a tall tower. While you are scaling it a part of de stairs will break. Then Midna will teach you a new move! If you need to somewhere really far, then push de up arrow on de wii remote. Z-Target and A to jump. Told ya dat Wolf Link learns some special moves. Well, see ya! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2EzQaTvRUs&feature=related

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Prison Break PART 1


De world of Twilight is really similar to de world where Link lives. It has similar enemies too. Shadow Keese, Shadow Rats, and even Shadow Baba's. Blah! Blah! Blah! After getting of de cage, Midna will hop onto your back. She tells you dat she will help you get out of here. But you have to do whatever she says! Link actually tries to bite her. After de video is over, enter de cage right right next to yours. Go over to de lever and Z-Target it. While Z-Targeting press A to grab it with your mouth. Link will pull it down revealing a little path. After you enter de sewers, there will be new enemies. Shadow Vermin and Shadow Keese. Both do 1/4 life damage. Here is something important. Anything dat damages Link does 2 times de damage to Wolf. A Shadow Vermin will do 1/2 life damage to you. Shadow Vermin are these weird, slimy enemies. Blah! Blah! Blah! Midna will teach you how to use your senses. Press one of de side arrows on you wii remote to sense. See Ya!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Into De Twilight PART 2






One of de Bulbins shot Liya and another one wacked Link with their club! Then they kidnapped all de kids dat live in Ordon Village, including Liya and Epona! King Bulbin blows his horn and then takes off. A portal appears right over de spring. When Link wakes up Colin, Liya, and Epona are gone! He chases after them but a wall of twilight stands in his way. Dis is really starting to sound like a Comic book. A strange creature called a Shadow Beast pulls him in! De Triforce sign on Link's hand will start glowing! De Shadow Beast throws Link. Suddenly Link transforms into a beast (Wolf)! Down goes Link for de 2nd time! Link wakes up in some prison! He is attached to a chain so he can't go anywhere! After you move around a little bit, a strange creature will appear. Her name is Midna. I already described Midna once and I am not describing her again. Midna talks to you and then she creates a ball of energy. Then she cuts de chain with it. When de video is over de goal is to get out of de cage. In one of de corners is a wagon with crates on it. I think. After breaking it by shaking de wii remote you dig through de small gap by pressing de down arrow on de wii remote. Well, see ya. P.S. Check out de Introduction video. About every VG has one. Sonic Colors has one and I just love de music on it.

Into De Twilight PART 1






After you enter Ordon Village, Liya and Mayor Bo will approach you. Liya will realize an injury on Epona's leg! Liya is MAD! She takes Epona to de Ordon Woods Spring. Before you enter Ordon Woods, Talo will tell you dat he won't let you pass until you give him your sword. Talo, are you on Liya's side or something. Just give it to him. Once you reach de spring, there will be a gate. Colin will tell you dat there is a hidden crawl space. Look around and you will find it. Crawl through it and enter de spring. In Yo Face, Liya! Danks Colin! Liya will tell you dat Epona healed. Hooray! She also tells you dat she hopes dat you make it home safely. Talk about love. Ha! Ha! But then a trouble maker comes crashing through de gate! No! Not Talo! King Bulbin riding de king of Bulbos (Lord Bulbo)! King Bulbin is an enemy on de game. He rides a boar-like creature called Lord Bulbo! Normal Bulbins ride normal Bulbos. Bulbins attack with a wooden club or a fire arrow. They both do 1/4 life damage. Well, bye! Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1JXThDr1g&feature=related

Saving De Kids FINAL PART




Go through de other path with de gate blocking it. Use de key to open it. Enter de last part of Faron Woods. Kill all de Bokoblins you see! A bird named Trill will talk to you. Here it goes again. Trill is a bird dat lives in North Faron Woods. It is Coro's pet. Trill owns a shop dat has Red Potion and Lantern Oil. After paying for it in de little box he will give you a response. De worst response is THEIF! Next time you enter de shop he willl peck you! 1/4 life damage. You can give away a few rupees and he will call you cheap. At least he won't peck you. Defeat de two Bokoblins up ahead, and break de wooden cage. Simply slash at it. Then a video will come up. Talo takes de walk of shame all de way home. Talo tells you not to tell anyone about dis. Then Rusl appears. Colin told his dad what happened. Link and Rusl talk a little bit and then go home. De next day Link is sitting on de grass in Ordon Ranch. Fado asks you to herd de goats. There are now 20 of them. After you are done go to Ordon Village.

Saving De Kids PART 3




After you kill de Duku Baba, enter de cave. You will find some Keese, Rats, Duku Baba's, and a spider web. Keese are bat-like creatures and Rats are simply Rats. Burn a spider web by swinging de Lantern. Search de cave till you find a way out. After you enter North Faron Woods, you will discover a new enemy. Bokoblin! Bokoblins wack you with a stick. 1/4 life damage. Bokoblins come in two colors. Red and Purple. Reds have way more life then de purple. You will see two targetson de map. Go to de one dat is not blocked by a gate. Go forward and then you will see a chest. Open it and you will get a key. Light de torches and a big chest will appear. Open it to get a heart piece. These are better then de hearts dat restore life. Collect about 5 to get another life. Then you will have 4 lives! After beating a dungeon boss a Heart Container comes out. A heart container is like 5 heart pieces. It gives you another life no matter what! Well, see ya!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Saving De Kids PART 2





Infront of Coro is some kind of soup. It's called Nasty Soup. Light it with de lantern. When de lantern is out there is a yellow bar at de top-left corner of de screen. Dis bar drains when Link is using de Lantern. Press de B-Button to swing it. Swinging de Lantern can light torches, spider webs, and dis soup. After you light it you can scoop it with your bottle. De game usually tells you what buttons to press at de bottom of de screen. I prefer you not cause it can damage you. Full Life Damage! Now go to de cave. A plant-like enemy will pop up called a Duku Baba! Dis thing attacks by biting! If it bites you don't freak out. It will keep on doing little damage (1/4 life damage) to you until you get it off of you. Spin Attack! Running into it (literally) does 1/4 life damage. After killing it you can grab it's head and throw it. Slashing works too. Breaking it will produce seeds! A.K.A. Slingshot ammo! What De Heck! I covered so much, but all I covered was getting de Lantern from Coro, and running over to battle dat Baba! I am way too descriptive! Bye!