Saving De Kids PART 1

De kids... Well kid and monkey get kidnapped. Blah! Blah! Blah! Enter Faron Woods. If you see any horse grass then blow into it! Knowtice de horrible music while dis is happening. Jump over de fence (dat's blocking de path) with Rocket. A.K.A. EPONA! To jump over a fence dash into it with de A-Button. Dash about 6 times and then Epona will get tired. After you get to de next part you will see a hot spring. Hot springs heal you! Go through de little path. There are two more paths! One of them leads to a cave. De other one leads to an area with a new character named Coro. Coro is a man who sells lantern oil. He gives Link a new Lantern! I think Coro has two sisters dat each live in de Lanayru Province! Link lives in de Ordon Province! Right now Link is in de Faron Province. Blah! Blah! Blah! Go over to Coro and talk to him. He gives you de Lantern! Lanterns can 1: Light torches which activates something. 2: Burn spider webs. 3: Light up de dark. Blah! Blah! Blah! BYE! Click on dis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFucpQsbEY&feature=related

Saving De Kids (INTRO)

After you learn how to use your sword, something bad happens. I mentioned villains like Ganondorf but so far dis game has been BORING! When does de action begin? NOW! While de kids are really excited, Talo spots a monkey with something in it's hair. Talo: Get dat monkey! Monkey and de kids wun away! IDIOTS! Go through Ordon Woods and then you wil enter Faron Woods. First time you are allowed through de gate. But be careful! You will meet one of de biggest threats in de whole game! VOIDS! FULL LIFE DAMAGE! Void + Void + Void = Death! De first time I fell in one was in Forest Temple. Well, you will find out dat Malo and Beth gave up. Talo keeps on going! Over de bridge and through de woods to Talo and Monkey we go. Ha! Ha! Get it?

Training With De Wooden Sword

After you are done with de Slingshot training, go inside your house. But before you climb de ladder, look up. You will see a spider-like creature (called a Walltula) on de ladder! Coming in contact with one of these will do 1/4 life damage. Same as bees. You know what to do. Shoot it down! After you shoot it down, enter your house. Before you interact with de kids (in Buying De Slingshot) Rusl tells you dat there is a suprise for you in your house! DE WOODEN SWORD! A.K.A! YOUR FIRST SWORD! Open de chest inside your house. After you got de sword, exit your house. Talk to de kids. They will knowtice de sword. They will teach you how to do many sword tricks! Horizontal Slice, Vertical Slice, Stab, Spin Attack, and de Jump Attack! H-Slice = Simply swing de wii remote to de side. V-Slice = Swing wii remote verticaly while Z-Targeting. Stab = Z-Target, tilt de Nunchuck stick forward, and stab with de wii remote. I think. S-Attack = Shake Nunchuck lightly. J-Attack = Z-Target and press de A-Button. Danks for watching!

Zelda Items

Rupees act like money on dis game. Green- $1. Blue- $5. Yellow- $10. Red- $20. Purple- $50. Orange- $100! Silver- $200! Link can only hold to $300 in de game. In a place called Castle Town is a character named Agitha. She gives you a bigger wallet (holds up to $600!) in exchange for one of these shiny bugs. Then she starts giving you rupees for them. After you give her all de bugs in de game (Alex did it once) she gives you de Giant Wallet (holds up to $1000!). Make sure you collect a lot of rupees!

De Slingshot is a weapon dat kills tiny enemies (Keese, Rats, and Walltulas). De Slingshot is a weapon dat Link buys at Sera's Sundries. You buy it with full ammo (50 seeds). You can get more seeds by breaking a Duku Baba's head. A Slingshot can also break vases and pots.

Seeds are like ammo for de Slingshot. You can get more by breaking a Duku Baba's head. Seeds are weak. De Slingshot becomes worthless when you get de Hero's Bow and start shooting arrows!

De Fishing Rod is an item dat Link fishes with. It catches fish easier if Bee Larva or Worms are put on it. It was given to Link from Uli. While catching a fish pull de wii remote back and if you do it correctly you will catch it!

Milk is put into a bottle like other life restoring items. 1/2 milk bottle restores 3 lives! 2/2 milk bottle restores 6 lives! De first bottle of milk given to Link was from Sera (1/2 way full).

Bee Larva is a life restoring item. It has 2 purposes! It could be used as bait for de Fishing Rod. Or Link can drink it to restore a 1/4 life each. 10 Bee Larva total equals 2 and 1/2 life restoring. Like I said, you start out with 3 lives and you finish with 20 maximum. My brother has 18. To get Bee Larva for FREE, break a beehive. Best if you use hawk or bomb bow & arrow combo. If you use a Slingshot or something they attack. 1/4 life damage per contact. If you use a Clawshot, they will attack you for steeling their nest.

P.S.   A life on dis game looks like a heart.

Buying De Slingshot

You know how de cat stole your fish? I thought it was pretty funny. Follow de cat into Sera's Sundries. Sera will tell you dat her cat caught fish! You mock me cat. Then she calls her cat a genius! No fair! I should be taking de credit! Anyways Sera is in a good mood. She gives you a 1/2 bottle of milk. Drink it to restore 3 lifes! 6 lives total! I forgive your cat Sera. But de milk is not important. De bottle is! You can keep de bottle FOREVER! At Sera's Sundries Sera sells Bee Larva, Milk and de SLINGSHOT! De Slingshot costs 30 rupees. Hopefully you will dat many. I told you to collect rupees on Ordon Days PART 1. After you by de Slingshot, bring it to de kids. De kids will be so excited. They set up 7 things to shoot. 5 targets, 2 scarecrows. To use de Slingshot hold down de B-button and aim with de wii remote. Let go of de B-button to shoot. Press de A-button to cancel. Just like de hawk, move de control stick to turn. Something cool about de Slingshot is dat you can Z-target! Hold down de Z-button and an arrow will point at de enemy or thing dat you are aiming at. Press B and let go! It is way easier than aiming with de wii remote! Well dat is it for now.

Ordon Days PART 3

After Jaggle is done talking to you head over to de platforms on de right (including Sera's Sundries rooftop). 2 of these platforms have special grass on it. If you blow into dis grass a hawk will come and land on Link's shoulder. Aim a hawk with de wii remote. Press de A-button to launch. Press de B-button to cancel. If you are facing de wrong way, then you can move de control stick to move. Well each pair of dis grass is usefull. A hawk can only be launched so far. One of these can knock down a beehive. De other one can not even reach de beehive. Go to de one dat can not reach it. Look at de beehive. Now make about an 80 degrees turn to de left. You will see an island off in de distance. On dat island there is a monkey holding a cradle! Aim directly at de monkey and FIRE! De hawk will steal de cradle and bring it back to you! Give de cradle to Uli (who is pregnant with Colin's little brother). Do not worry! If de cradle falls into de water you could pick it back up with de hawk. Uli will tell you to follow her. If you follow her (she is slow) she will give you de fishing rod! Now remember where Sera's cat is? Go over to where it is and start fishing. When it starts to go down yank it out! FISH ON! When you got a fish hold de wii remote up. If you catch a fish it will give you a life. A life looks like a heart. After you catch 2 de cat will take de 2nd one! THEIF! THEIF! De cat runs into Sera's Sundries. Follow de cat! Well I guess dat is it for now. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quag6EE6B3w&feature=related

GAME OVER!

A Game Over is kind of a way of saying You Lose on a video game. On Zelda TP (Twilight Princess) you get a game over when you die. But there is a game over in de game dat does not involve Link dying. But dat is later in de game. If Link dies by falling into a void (most likely happen while battling King Bulbin on de Bridge of Eldin) he will yell while falling and he will die. If you get a game over underwater (with heavy boots) you will fall down and die. If you get a game over because you lose all your health (on land or in de water) you will fall in defeat. AND DIE! There is a point in de game where you get trapped inside a house dat is on fire! If you do not get out in time de house will totally fall apart and you wil die. Do not worry! De house is TINY and it gives you like 30 seconds to escape. You really only need 10. I can get out of there in 5. It is so EASY! If you do not get out you will die. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! YOU ARE DEAD! To hear de game over music go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mon6rl430h0&feature=player_detailpage