Awesome Jokes (all created by me!)

-What do you call a pecking pony? A peckasis!
-Why did de farmer plant a pony? To make some unicorn!
-What do you call a cowardly squid? An octowoos!
-Who lives in a pineapple and curses all day? Sponge Bob! Sware Pants!
-How did Santa kill de dragon? He sleighed it!
-Why does Neptune wear glasses? (He really doesn't) To increase his Posighten!
-What is a wave's mother? A tsumommy!

-How do devils find their way home? In hellicopters!