-Yo momma's so fat she doesn't pee. She floods!
-Yo momma's so stupid she robbed de bank but didn't steal de money!
-Yo momma's so stupid she became a police office, caught a criminal killing helpless people, and said, "It's okay. Everyone makes mistakes".
-Yo momma's so fat she wore her goth clothes, entered a contest, and de security said, " no wrecking balls aloud".
-Yo momma's so fat she wrestled a tornado and won.
-Yo momma's so huge she got hit by a wecking ball and it made a small dent in her belly button!
Ones dat I didn't create...
-Yo momma's so stupid she threw a wock at de ground and missed!
-Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "to be continued".
-Yo momma's so fat de laws of motion don't apply to her!
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